Because that would solve all of his problems.
In his defense, people barely notice…her?
A man of principles.
Moral wisdom from Mittens.
Amercia, fuck yeah!
It’s been a while, but thankfully the man never stops talking.
NY Mag has the original clip of Mittens.
(by way of anonymous)
Spreading the Love
I know we’re supposed to keep it focused on Mittens here, but this tumblr poking fun at another presidential candidate is too good to pass up.
I hope Rick Santorum gets too hot but when he takes off his jacket he’s too cold
